Saturday, November 06, 2010

You have never been in love,
Until you've seen the stars,
reflect in the resevoirs

And you have never been in love,
Until you've seen the dawn rise,
behind the home for the blind

We are the pretty petty thieves,
And you're standing on our street..

...where Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Oh my.

You have never been in love,
Until you've seen the sunlight thrown
over smashed human bones

We are the pretty petty thieves,
And you're standing on our street..

...where Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die. Such a silly boy.
Hector was the first of the gang
with a gun in his hand
and a bullet in his gullet
and the first lost lad to go under the sod.

And he stole from the rich and the poor
and the not-very-rich and the very poor
and he stole all hearts away...
he stole all hearts away
he stole all hearts away
he stole all hearts away

Tuesday, November 02, 2010


A debate between the proponents of Prop 19 and its biggest detractor: Funyuns






Pro: Prop 19 will bring hundreds of millions, if not billions of dollars of tax revenue to the State of California, relieve overcrowded prisons, and take business away from criminals.








Con: Mmmm I'm SALTY! After you eat me, guess what?!? Your fingers taste like Funyuns, too!








Pro: Don't be fooled by the anti-Prop 19 lobby, they are mainly funded by liquor distributors, bars, and the medical marijuana establishment who fear that responsibly legalized marijuana will cut into their profits.








Con: Duuude... If you put me around your hackey sack, it really DOES look like Saturn!!!








Pro: Fuck it, I give up.








Con: Aw, c'mon... you didn't even debate The Couch, yet.








Pro: :\